Office Party

Well, my house has been volunteered, by someone who doesn't actually live here, of course, to be the host of my sorority's function with the Phi fraternity tonight. Great. A couple guys just hauled a keg, four handles of vodka, gin, and bacardi, a fifth, and 8 liters of pop into our kitchen. Hopefully no major damage to my house is done tonight. I'm going to have to stay sober enough to do damage control...