Humorous basketball

so, Intermural basketball just started, and after much switching around I ditched the Theta team and I am on a team with some other ex-college bball girls. There are three divisions, girls, D1 and D2. D1 and 2 are normally all boys, although co-ed is allowed in d2. Being the bad-ass ballers that we are, we got a couple guys and decided to brave it in d2 instead of playing girls' again. Yesterday was our first game, and wouldn't you know it, our boys quit on us and we had to play our division 2 game with an all girls team. and would't you also know it, the team we were scheduled to play was this team of all black guys from walla walla, not a single one from whitman, we have yet to figure out how they got into whitman intermurals. weird. the one i had to guard is, i am NOT joking nor exaggerating, six foot nine inches tall. it was comical, to say the least. we lost 40 to 71, which sounds like a blow-out i know, but hey they did not expect us to get past 10, so we were pleased. they told us we were good. woohoo. it was great. i stuffed one of them too because they really didn't expect us to be any good and were playing all shitty til we started to prove ourselves. good times.