Carli had a baby?

So, Beth and I hear that Carli had her baby...good work, Carli. Just sounds painful to me. We'll wait awhile. So, does that mean you got all the cool stuff they list in the paper for the first baby to be born this year? When I decide to have a kid I am going to count back exactly 9 months, or however many weeks it is exactly, and pop out a kid on January 1st to get all that loot.